Holiday Road
By Mama4Dukes
Chapter 05:
“I’m going to get some ice!” Lauren hollered as she left the motel room; her roommates were already nodding off, exhausted from the long drive. She vaguely heard Bella mutter something incoherently. She walked one floor down and found the room with the ice machine. She bumped into someone who was heading out. “Oh, I’m sorry.”
“It’s you,” the man whispered. He was the same man whose wallet she’d picked up in front of McDonalds. What the heck was he doing in Klamath Falls?
“It’s me. I… my… I… I’m just here for some ice.”
The man held his ice bucket up. “I just got some.”
“Oh.”
“Um, I’m Jacob.”
“Lauren. Nice to meet you.” She held out her hand. He took it and realized that he would never let go-ever. He set the ice bucket down and moved in to kiss her. It was like… magic.
“When is Jake getting back with the ice?” Embry asked.
“Hell if I know. We should check on him.”
“Yeah, I suppose we should. It’s been a half an hour already.”
Sam and Embry trudged through the hallway towards the ice machine when they heard a loud banging noise and some moaning. They pulled the door to the ice room open to find that Jacob had some chick plastered up against the ice machine, her legs wrapped around him as he thrusted in and out of her with his shorts pooled at his ankles. They were just in time to hear Jacob groan, “I’m coming.”
And for the chick he was with to gasp, “Pull out! Pull out! I don’t want to become pregnant.”
Jacob, not knowing what to do, pulled out. He didn’t want to make a mess on the floor so he opened the door to the ice machine and proceeded to make a deposit.
“Uh, yeah, we don’t need ice; do we, Sam?” Embry questioned.
“Nope, no need. We can do without ice.”
The two ran back towards their room and shut the door. They made a beeline for the bathroom where Sam puked in the sink, and Embry vomited in the toilet.
“Gross!” they both yelled.
“He jizzed in the ice machine, man!” Embry reminded him.
“I saw… that was just… ugh!” Sam shook his head at the image and gagged. “What the hell possessed him to do that?”
“I have no idea! Don’t most chicks just go down on you and swallow when you don’t have a rubber?”
“That’s porn, Embry-not real life.”
“Nah-uh, that’s what Claire did when I didn’t have a rubber.”
“I’m positive that Claire gets her expertise from porn. Anyway, that was real life. Chicks don’t want your junk in their mouths after it’s been inside of them.”
“And they expect us to go down on them? That’s unjust, man!”
“I know it is.”
“Was that his imprint?”
“God, I hope so.”
“Hey, Sam?”
“Yeah?”
“Will the two of us ever imprint or do you think the spirits are punishing us because of who our dad is?”
“I don’t know, but I doubt the spirits are punishing us. I’d like to think that they’re saving the best for last. Besides, you and I have never really done anything that warrants punishment from the spirits. None of us have, really. We were just innocently minding our own business when vampires decided to descend upon Forks.”
“True… Are you sure about the part where you said that none of us have done anything bad? I mean, what about Paul?”
“Paul? He might have been kinky and salacious, but never bad. Besides, that’s why he’s stuck with the battle-axe Rachel Black for life. And I don’t even think Paul would cum in a public ice machine. The spirits will definitely be judging Jacob for that action when his time comes.”
“Em! Em!” Bella hollered. She stood over her friend and shook her awake.
“What is it?” Emily questioned, wiping the sleep out of her eyes.
“Lauren never came back from getting ice.”
“What? Holy crap, holy crap, we have to go and look for her.”
“Grab the keys and the pepper spray. We’re going together.”
“Yeah.”
Just as they were about to leave, a thoroughly ravished Lauren walked into the room, humming a merry tune and smiling.
“Where the hell were you?” her friends rounded in on her. We woke up and you were gone!”
“I was… I… I met the man I’m going to marry.”
“Were you having sex with him?” Bella asked suspiciously, her eyes narrowing.
“Yes, in fact, I was having sex with him. Really, really good sex by the ice machine and then out in the woods.”
“You had a one night stand in Klamath Falls, Oregon?” Emily questioned.
“He’s not a one night stand. He’s my forever.”
“Your forever? Lauren, you just met him last night while you were getting ice. He can’t be your forever.”
“Well, he is.”
“How can you be so sure?”
“He told me.”
“He told you and you believed him? You just met this guy. Do you even know his name? You can’t possibly be this naïve.”
“I am not naïve. I have proof that he’s my forever!”
“What proof?”
She rubbed her neck absentmindedly. “I can’t tell you. It’s a secret, but he took me into the woods and showed me.”
“A secret?” Bella blurted. “Is that what he told you? If he’s already controlling what you can and can’t tell your friends then there’s something really fishy about this guy.”
“There’s also something strange about a guy who professes true love and forever on the first night you met him. What on earth would possess you to have a one-night stand with him anyway? And why would you go into the woods with him?”
“It wasn’t a one night stand, it’s love. Jake was right, he said you wouldn’t understand.”
“Now we’re getting somewhere. His name is Jake. What’s his last name?”
“I don’t know.”
“Where is he from?”
“I don’t know, but he was really sensitive. When I told him I didn’t have a condom, he pulled out and came in the ice machine.”
“Oh, so you had sex with a guy named Jake who told you-no showed you in the woods-that he’s your forever, but neglected to tell you his last name or his place of residence. Oh, and he was so sensitive that he contaminated a public ice machine with his semen. Yeah, that sure sounds like a stand up guy to me,” Bella pointed out.
Lauren grabbed her suitcase and her purse. “I knew you two wouldn’t understand. I’ll see you in Lake Tahoe. Jake and I are renting a car and driving the rest of the way together.”
“Pardon me?” Bella blurted at the same time as Emily shouted, “Hell no!”
“I love you both. I’ll see you later tonight!” Lauren slammed the door shut and disappeared.
“Oh sure, if she’s not dead by then!”
“Oh my God! Em, we’ve got to stop her!”
Bella and Emily rushed out of their motel room to search for Lauren, but to no avail. What had gotten into their best friend?
“Bella, call your father! I think Lauren has Stockholm Syndrome.”
“Stockholm Syndrome? How can she have Stockholm Syndrome? You have to be a kidnapping victim to have Stockholm Syndrome. She’s not a kidnapping victim. She’s a victim of a one-night stand with a wacko and she went willingly with him.”
“Exactly. Call your dad while I get our stuff together. We’ve got to see if we can catch up to her.”
“We don’t even know what kind of car they’re in.”
“Just call him!”
“Fine!”
Emily quickly gathered up their belongings while Bella dialed her father’s cell phone number. Unfortunately, there was no answer.
“He’s not picking up.” She glanced at the time on her clock. “Damn it! He must be on his way to Lake Tahoe.”
“Alright, let’s just get going. Maybe we’ll catch up to them on the highway. We’re going to hope for the best. Do you know when your dad is going to land in Lake Tahoe?”
“In a few hours. I think he told me that he was on an eight am flight. It shouldn’t take more than two or three hours to fly from Seattle to Lake Tahoe, should it?”
“I don’t think so.” Em tossed the keys to Bella. “You drive. I’m tuckered out from yesterday.”
“No problem. You made a huge dent on time yesterday, we’re only about five hours away.”
“I just wanted to get as close as possible to our destination. I can’t wait to get there, it’s going to be so much fun-if we can get Lauren to come to her goddamned senses!”
Bella sped onto the highway, cutting off a black pick-up truck. “Sorry!” she yelled out the window.
“Psycho!” Sam yelled out of the window. “I swear that blue Escape is a menace!”
“No kidding, we should take down their license plate number and call them in.”
“Nah, they’re probably friends with Jake’s imprint. I can’t believe he actually imprinted on a chick from Forks. She seemed like a nice girl.”
“Yeah, but damn, she’s a freak. She might just put Claire to shame.”
“You’ve got a point there. Even Claire would find spermal ejaculation in an ice machine to be bordering on deviant behavior.” Sam shrugged his shoulders. “At least he didn’t imprint on a chick from La Push. Most of them are too pushy or needy.” He wouldn’t mind imprinting on a slightly freaky girl though… or at least one who liked using her tongue.
“I know, can you imagine imprinting on someone like Rachel or Kim?”
“Worse yet, Leah or Claire?”
“Claire is Makah, but then again… I don’t know, maybe you and I need to meet chicks who aren’t from the Olympic Peninsula.”
“Fat chance of that ever happening. Man, I don’t know what I’ll do if my imprint doesn’t have a modicum of independent thought process.”
“A modicum of independent thought process? For real?” Embry rolled his eyes. “Sometimes you sound like a school teacher, Sam. Just say that you wouldn’t know what to do if your imprint couldn’t think for herself. Use real words.”
“I wanted to be one, you know.”
“One what?”
“A teacher. I wanted to be a teacher before… before everything happened.”
Embry was surprised that Sam had admitted that. He generally shut everyone out and didn’t socialize with anyone unless required. He decided to file the information away to contemplate later. For now, he was happy to finally have some quality time alone with the half-brother who he’d never really gotten the chance to know.
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