Bella MacLeod's Twilight Fanfiction

Call Me Kara

By BetterInTexas

Outtake 03:

A/N: Just a short one shot because I needed some fun today. Enjoy. Once again this is set after little Ray is born. Soon I will stop doing future takes and focus on missing scenes from the story but like I said, I needed fun.

Outtake 3

The family of four walked across the outdoor food court, little Ray Allen, only eight weeks old in his stroller, Barry and his wife Kara and of course the little brat… young Pre K daughter Lexie. Iris internally rolled her eyes. She had no doubt the dog was in Kara’s oversized purse. She plastered a smile on her face and waved. This was important. Her Dad said so. If she wanted to remain friends with Barry, Kara was a package deal.

The two women had set aside their differences years ago, co existing politely for Barry’s sake. Kara felt no need to be jealous, married, successful artist, most famous super heroine in the world, mother of two small, adorable children and still able to get her pre pregnancy body back in a matter of weeks with no real effort and married to Iris’s oldest friend, who now happened to also be a millionaire and head of the Central City Police Department Forensic Unit and a superhero. Having all this, the blonde alien was in no way threatened by Iris as she had been when she first arrived.

They were friendly, saw each other occasionally in passing and smiled often.

That was the extent of their relationship. While Kara and Caitlin, and by extension Cisco and Barry, were inseparable, Iris had been a bit pushed slightly out of the way over the years since Kara had arrived. She had always considered herself Barry’s best friend but that simply wasn’t true anymore. Barry spent most of his time without Kara, hanging out with two people, Cisco or Oliver Queen. Since Oliver worked for Kara the three were often together after hours… Oliver even baby sat the damn kid.

And he was still single. The man was always around S.T.A.R. when not making Kara famous. Iris could see him anytime, she wasn’t banished from the former home of Team Flash, now the worst secret base in history for the Justice League. But when she would stop to visit, she never felt she had a place. Her father could talk about cases, the heroes trained, the scientists did what they did, even outside of the Justice League work. Ray’s new healthcare technology was running and having tremendous success.

So Iris was content to casually hang out, outside the room that had been set aside for a gym where Oliver Queen worked out and did her best to appear as if she belonged there instead of stalking the Green Arrow. When she was asked what the hell she was doing in the training area by Nyssa, it sunk into Iris that she really didn’t belong any longer. Not in Barry’s life really. She had her work and that was it. She wasn’t part of the in crowd. The only way to correct this according to her father was to attempt to spend more time with Barry and Kara. Iris knew he meant Kara. Kara was the homecoming queen.

So here they all were, Barry’s nuclear superhuman family and furry small dog and Iris.

“Hey! Its good to see you. I guess we have been busy with little Ray. It feels like I haven’t seen you in days.” Barry greeted her offering a hug which Iris accepted as quickly as possible with as little contact as possible, her eyes never leaving a smiling Kara.

“Its actually been a month.” Iris told him. “I haven’t seen any of you since I got to see the new prince of Central City. Kara, you look great. I hope no flying Amazons attacked you this time?”

Kara laughed a bit but there was no humor behind it. “We had a better plan this time. I was able to nurse and regain my former shape slower this time. He has taken to formula well. Thank you for your concern.”

“Uh, I guess we should have a seat. So what is good here?” Barry asked, hoping this didn’t become awkward. He really had other things to do, but Joe had asked him to bring the family to have lunch with Iris. Apparently she had been feeling left out. The Flash wasn’t certain what she felt was in before because Team Flash had not been the foursome it had been since Kara arrived. Everything had changed, new teams had been formed in two universes, breaches stabilized and future timelines irrevocably altered.

“Maybe we can share a pizza? We can grab two larges from Gino’s? Remember in college…”

“Please don’t.” Barry begged, seeing where this was going. Iris stopped immediately, casting a quick glance at Kara to ensure her eyes weren’t glowing.

“Sorry. We can get Chinese? Kara you love Chinese, right? You and Barry used to have the cutest game. Lexie, have you ever seen your Mommy and Daddy race to the bottom of a bowl of fried rice using chopsticks?”

The cute little girl stared at her.

“Lexie?” Kara prodded. “Aunt Iris asked you a question.”

Lexie looked at her mother, confused. “You said I don’t have to call her aunt, only those who fight by our side and risk their lives are really family. You also said I was supposed to keep my eyes on you because if your eyes begin to glow, I needed to remind you that Grandpa Joe loved her. You never said anything about answering questions. Am I supposed to answer any questions she asks? What if it is a secret that only our big family knows? I am not sure if she is really part of our big family. Sure, she is Grandpa Joe’s daughter but she is never around when we all go to fight big battles and save worlds like we did last year. So does she get to know our secrets or not? I hardly know her.”

“Just answer the question, Lexie.” Kara whispered quickly, a smile planted on her face.

“Yeah, we do it all the time. Daddy usually wins. I can beat them at pasta though.” Lexie told the Iris lady with a fake smile, resembling Kara’s.

“Thats pretty impressive. When I first met your Mommy, her and Daddy raced to the bottom of a big bowl of pasta and your Mommy won because she was really good at sucking…”

“Wow! Thank God somebody has been murdered.” Barry exclaimed, looking at his phone and hoping the twosome didn’t see him sweating. Why the hell did he let Joe talk him into this? Kara and Iris had a cease fire that was tenuous at best over the years. They were pleasant to each other and had minimal contact, really only spending prolonged periods of time with each other at family functions like Christmas or Barry’s birthday parties. Alex and Sara were way closer than these two. They could actually joke with each other. Kara and Iris had the pleasant relationship one mother might have with another whose children were friends but they really didn’t like each other.

“Did you just thank God that somebody was murdered?” the blonde asked, to make sure she heard that right and hoped that Lexie hadn’t.

“Did I? I didn’t mean that. Its horrible but, the text I just got from the Captain says I have to be there.”

“You are the head of the Forensics unit. Don’t you have someone else who can go?” Kara pressed, placing her foot on top of Barry’s before he could run off.

“Uh… its an important homicide?”

“You don’t even know what it is yet,” his wife reminded him. “But you should go if the Captain needs you. Maybe we can reschedule this for another time?”

“But I want Chinese. She brought it up and now I want Chinese. You can’t tease me Mommy. I bet Charlie wants some sweet and sour chicken without the sweet and sour sauce.”

“Oh, yeah you guys should stay here. I will see you at home or the gallery if I am done sooner. Have fun you guys.” Barry vibrated his foot slightly, slid it out from under Kara’s and was gone.

“I think Daddy is going to be in trouble when we get home, huh Mommy?”

“Of course not.” Kara lied. “Your Daddy has an important job. I bet you should go cover the story, right Iris?”

“Oh I wish I could.” the brunette admitted. “But sadly I am not on the clock today so I am sure another reporter is going to pick it up. On the bright side we can enjoy our lunch. So Chinese?”

Kara’s bag started to move so she unzipped the top just a bit and Charlie’s head popped up.

“Charlie wants Chinese too. Hey look there is Antonio. I love his accent. Antonio! Come here, please?” Lexie called.

The waiter in question recognized the little girl’s voice, one he knew well. He took the order of his table and hurriedly moved towards his favorite little customer.

“Kara and Alexandra! And the newest member of the family, little Raymond, right? He looks like your Daddy but has your mother’s beautiful eyes. Little Charlie is looking fit as well. How is my favorite family doing?”

Iris did her best not to roll her eyes. It seemed as if Kara Allen knew everyone in the city and everyone knew her. Iris often wondered if one of Kara’s superpowers was to make everyone fall at her feet and worship her. Dogs weren’t even allowed in this part of the downtown area due to the food being served but Kara got away with it.

“It is so good to see you Antonio. How is Nicolette?”

“The love of my life and still takes my breath away every morning. Now what will we be having today?”

“Chinese! Teach me a Chinese word, please?” Lexie begged. Antonio would teach her phrases from whatever language the meal requested originated.

“I could teach you a Chinese word but the Chicken Marsala from the Bistro is particularly good today. Are you sure you want Chinese? Perhaps I can bring a few pot stickers to take home for later.”

“That sounds lovely, Antonio. We will both have that. Iris?” Kara asked, reaching over to pull Ray out of the stroller and begin feeding him the bottle she had in the portable warmer.

“Oh, uh… Yeah, that sounds great.”

“Kara, will Charlie be having a meatball today or would he prefer a breaded chicken piece without the cheese.”

“Oh… what about it little man? Meatballs or Chicken?”

Iris was surprised Charlie didn’t answer her. For a moment she expected the dog to speak to the waiter himself.

“I think he in the mood for meatballs. Lets go with two but no sauce. I don’t want him walking in the gallery all afternoon with a red sauce drying in his fur.”

“Of course. Lexie dear? Tua madre è bella come una alba sul mare.”

“Tua madre è bella come una alba sul mare? What does that mean?”

“It means your mother is as beautiful as a sunrise over the ocean. I shall have your food out as quickly as possible. It was nice to meet you… I didn’t get your name?”

“Iris West.”

“A pleasure Iris.” Antonio left, leaving the mixed group sitting in awkward silence. Of course Lexie broke it, but to Iris’s annoyance she broke it in what she guessed was the language of the planet Kara came from.

“ Mommy can I go to Daddy’s murder scene? Or can Unca Ollie come and get me? Its weird. I know you said we had to be nice and I don’t mind but this is strange. Aren’t we only supposed to see her at birthday parties and Christmas?”

“ Grandpa Joe asked your Daddy.” Kara responded . “We will figure out what she wants soon enough. Until then, please just keep smiling and talk as little as possible. We just have to get through this politely. Now speak English.”

“Fine, I will speak English. So am I supposed to call her Aunt or what?”

Kara dropped her head and then focused on Ray’s bright blue eyes. It looked like he was trying to smile around the bottle. It was if he knew his mother was in an awkward situation she did not want to be in.

“Lexie you don’t have to call me Aunt. I am just very old friends with you Daddy. We grew up together and hung out before I knew your Mommy. After your Dad became a superhero, I hung out a lot with your Uncle Cisco and Aunt Caitlin. I was kind of part of the team.” Iris told her quietly making sure none of the other patrons heard her.

“If you were part of the team why didn’t you go to Earth 3 with us last year?” the girl asked curiously, while Kara prayed Ray would do something that required her complete attention like a dirty diaper.

“Well I don’t have superpowers like your Mommy or Daddy.”

“But neither does Aunt Nyssa or Uncle Ollie. Aunt Thea doesn’t have powers. Aunt Alex doesn’t have powers. Aunt Sara doesn’t either, just a really cool canary cry gizmo and a big stick. My grandparents didn’t have powers and neither did Harry but he was there. Uncle Winn and Aunt Caitlin don’t have powers. Doesn’t your Daddy fight bad guys and he doesn’t have superpowers. Uncle Ray has his suit but if it goes busto then he doesn’t have superpowers.”

Iris sat back a bit, doing her best to not tell the smiling meta alien five year old in front of her to shut up.

“I wasn’t asked to come. Grandpa Joe had to set up a safe house with the police department in case you came back before your Mommy and Daddy made it and I was going to help him take care of you.”

“Ha.” Kara almost laughed before pulling it back in. “Sorry, something was caught in my throat. Ray is very hungry today, aren’t you little boy?”

“He is beautiful.” Iris admitted. “He looks so much like Barry. I bet he is…”

“Daddy’s second favorite child? Yep, he sure is.” Lexie agreed.

Iris laughed, enjoying the little girl’s assertion. “I bet he loves you both equally.”

“Yeah, thats what we tell him so he doesn’t have an infer… inforite… inferiority complexion but he never pays attention to what is being said when he eats. Speaking of eating. I said my Gs, Antonio is taking a while. Charlie is hungry, aren’t you boy?”

“Lexie, we had this talk. The food will be here shortly. I can hear Antonio getting the plates now… and who the hell is this?” she groaned, seeing a woman walking quickly towards them.

Kara became even more worried when she saw the fake smile Iris planted on her face and heard the almost inaudible groan.

“Iris? Oh my God it is good to see you! I was just at the station to say hi to your Dad but he is on a homicide with Barry.”

“Patty. So good to see you too. I thought you left town. When you hadn’t moved back after school I was afraid I would never see you again. This is Kara Allen, Barry’s wife and their daughter Lexie and their son Ray.”

“Hi Patty.” Kara greeted her, wondering why the hell this woman had Iris so on edge and wracking her brain over whether she ever had heard of a Patty.

“Oh wow. You are her.” Patty whispered, taking a seat uninvited.

“Yep, thats me.” Kara greed, not sure what she was agreeing to. Then it hit her. Patty Spivot.

“Oh wait, I remember Barry told me about you when we first met. You were the one he didn’t want to tell his identity to so you called him and lied about gunmen on a train so you could prove you were right? Don’t tell me you are that Patty?”

Patty’s face fell a bit. “Oh, yeah I guess I kind of did do that. But you are her. I heard Barry was married to a pretty famous artist and then I saw the two of you together on the news so I figured you… wow. I never thought I would actually meet you.”

“And you didn’t have to fake a 911 call to do it.” Kara pointedly out happily to unsuccessfully hide the sarcasm. Iris caught it and snorted, faking a cough when noticed. “I never thought I would meet you either. Didn’t you leave to study forensics?”

“Yeah I did. Got a job in Opal City for the last couple years but decided I missed Central City too much to stay away. I am actually here for an interview and just found out that Barry is going to be the one to interview me! Head of forensics. That is so great. How have you been Iris? All these heroes running around Central City I can imagine you are staying busy writing about them.”

The journalist’s jaws clenched but she kept her tight smile. “I actually write about more than the Justice League. I have had some stories nominated for awards. Its been refreshing.”

“Thats right. Iris blew the lid off a gun smuggling ring.” Kara pointed out. “Some guys were bringing high tech weapons into the City. She found the lead to their hideout before her father.”

“She almost got killed and Aunt Alex and Grandpa Joe had to save her. It was a good story though… I heard it was a good story. Momma says I shouldn’t read violent stuff.” Lexie further added.

“I admit I was in a tight spot. Kara here is one of the hottest artists in the world right now. Oliver Queen is her business partner. Speaking of Oliver, Kara, I was wanting to ask you a few questions later if we get a chance.”

“Oliver isn’t big on people asking him questions or other people answering questions about him. I could ask him to call Joe and set up a time, but unless it involves an interview about art, he is pretty tight lipped.”

“Oh, of course.”

“But it you want to come by the Gallery he is pretty much there all day unless an emergency happens.” Kara offered. Iris could ask her own damn questions. Kara was not getting in the middle of it. She would probably want to know what time he trains at S.T.A.R. so she could ogle him once again. Nyssa was the one who finally had enough and asked her what she was doing there. Kara’s phone rang out, the tone reserved for the Justice League emergencies, My songs know what you did in the dark by Fall Out Boy. Looked like it was time to light em up.

“Whats up Oliver?”

“We kind of need you here, now. A breach opened up above S.T.A.R. and it isn’t our Earth three friends.”

“Over S.T.A.R.?”

“Yeah, and I am pretty sure our visitor is you and she is not happy… or wearing many clothes.”

“On my way.”

“On our way.” Lexie agreed. “Ray you stay in your stroller, We will be back later.”

“Damn it! I’m attacking Central City. I bet I will be over downtown pretty soon. Uh… Iris?”

“I got the kids, go!”

“Yeah she has this Mommy, lets…”

“Lexie you are to stay by your brother and protect him. If you see trouble take him and run, fly, do whatever. Iris as well. Do not get involved or you are so grounded, you will be more grounded than any kid in the history of the multiverse. Understand?”

“Yes.” the girl grumbled.

“Iris please take them to Palmer Tech and go to the safe room below.”

Kara ran quickly to one of the restrooms and a whoosh was heard shortly after, just as the booms were making themselves known. Sirens were sounding out all over the city as police began responding.

Iris grabbed the stroller and took the bottle where Ray began to cry.

“Oh great. Ray, don’t cry. Mommy will be fine. Lexie you stay with me, understand? We are moving and I need… uh… protection. Yeah, I need you to protect me.”

“I’ve heard that before. Every time something cool happens I have to stay back and protect someone. What about you Maddy? Need protection?”

“What?” a shaken Patty asked.

“Want to come hang out in Uncle Ray’s basement? I’m stuck there or I am grounded. We should go before a building falls on my brother and I get blamed for it. They always blame the blonde when something breaks. Momma said so.”

While Lexie led her brother and non super powered… they weren’t really friends. Whoever they were, she was stuck in Palmer Tech, Kara flew to S.T.A.R.

Stopping in mid air from the woman in white, Kara first hoped this was not Lexie from the future. Then she took a good look at what the woman was wearing and decided if it was Lexie she would take the woman down, if nothing else to get her daughter out of the public eye. The short haired blonde was wearing what amounted to a one piece swimsuit with long sleeves and red cape and boots, surrounded by Firestorm, Ray and Donna. Taking a quick look down, she saw Cisco, Oliver and Nyssa on the ground, weapons and powers in Cisco’s case, ready.

“Hey! What the hell are you doing?”

The woman turned in the air and met Kara’s eyes. It was… Kara.

“What has been done to me? Who are you people? You will not defeat me, no matter where I am.”

Kara was a bit shocked despite Oliver’s warning, seeing her face on a woman who was identical to her except for… the opening at the top of her one piece. What the hell?

“Let’s go to the ground and we can talk about this.” she tried.

“So the rest of your people can attack me? I don’t think so. Who are you? Are you working with Reverb? He has you under his thrall as well?”

“Reverb? Reverb is dead.”

“Probably not the one who is from whatever Earth she is from Kara.” Nyssa cut in. “She doesn’t know about the multiverse I would guess. We are going to have to subdue her and explain. Right now she believes we are enemies.”

“Fine.” Kara flew towards the woman in white, faster than the doppleganger was used to. Using her advanced speed, Kara had her by the throat and prepared to hit her. Her fist stopped at the last second. The woman in white took advantage of her hesitation and struck her, sending Kara back half mile in the air.

“Ow, I hit hard.” she admitted.

“Why did you hesitate?!” Nyssa practically screamed over the com.

“I can’t hit myself. It is too weird.”

“Fine. Everyone in the air who has ever been angry at Kara because of some practical joke or guilt trip, attack!”

At once, Cisco’s blasts shot from the ground, Firestorm, hit the women with pure nuclear energy, Ray opened up his advanced compressed light beams and Donna roped her lasso around the blonde, lighting her up with the energy of the Earth. Kara’s doppleganger was confused and disoriented by the sudden outpouring of the multiple attacks and fell out of the sky, landing in a crater below, surrounded by police officers who had arrived on scene.

“I can’t believe you all just attacked me. What did I ever do to any of you?”

“You painted my suit pink.” Ray told her.

“You stole my game system” Cisco reminded her.

“You made me change Ray last week. Not cool.” Jax told her. “You said it wouldn’t be bad and I nearly threw up.”

“You beat the hell out of me all the time when we first began training together.”

“That was for your own good, Donna!”

“Tell it to yourself on the ground.” the Amazon responded.

“Nyssa, why would you order that? Am I okay down there?”

“Who cares? You put fake poisonous snakes and a large fake tiger in our home. Get down here and subdue yourself!”

Kara and the rest flew to the ground quickly. The doppleganger stood up, eyes glowing. A red streak moved towards her, fist raised but Barry stopped at the last moment. She punched the Flash in the chest, sending him flying backwards.

“What the hell Barry?!” Oliver asked.

“I can’t hit my wife.”

“She isn’t your wife! But I kind of understand. That is sweet baby.” Kara admitted. “Thank you.”

Nyssa and Oliver sent arrows flying towards the woman, both arrowheads turning to raw energy as soon as they hit her, causing her to stumble.

“Cover your ears, Kara.” Sara ordered, running out of S.T.A.R. and unleashing a Canary cry that sent the woman to her knees, covering her ears to stop the pain her superhearing was effected greatly by.

The police officers watched the fight with interest, putting their guns down when they realized Superwoman was obviously fighting a doppleganger of herself along with the Justice League.

“Are you seeing what I am seeing?” a patrol officer asked. “Kara’s face on a Playboy model’s body? Not to say Kara isn’t gorgeous, she is, kinda like a fitness model but this girl is packing.”

“Shut up. She hears you, she is going to be pissed.” Joe told the man, having arrived from the homicide scene while Alex suited up inside.

Kara landed in front of the blonde and took off her mask.

“Would you calm down? We aren’t here to hurt you!”

“Then why are your friends attacking me?!”

“I’m not even sure if they are my friends right now! I’ve played quite a few practical jokes but I didn’t think they were that… Donna stop hitting me, I mean her.”

“Barry! “Alex called, firing an arrow at the speedster who caught it and pulled the red sun bracelet off then moved quicker than the doppleganger could see. The next moment the blonde enemy had lost her powers, a shiny silver bracelet attached to her wrist.

“Turn around.” Nyssa ordered. The suddenly powerless version of Superwoman, did turn, to find a foot in her jaw, knocking her out cold.

“That was for putting Oliver’s sock in our underwear drawer.” the assassin hissed. “I wonder if she has a stupid mutt somewhere I can take custody of.”

Kara took in her unconscious form on the ground. “Seriously, you guys are jerks. I’ve saved you all hundreds of times and this is the thanks I get! You beat the hell out of me!”

“Calm down.” Oliver told her. “We had to subdue her. That was all this was. I didn’t like it anymore…”

“You shot her with one of Cisco’s arrows, the ones designed to knock buildings over and blow up tanks!”

“She is strong!”

“I’ve made you a millionaire again and you tried to blow me up!”

“She isn’t you!”

“It’s the principle of it, Green Arrow!”

“Maybe we should get her to the red sun room before she wakes up? So she doesn’t have to be hurt anymore?” Barry suggested, trying to deescalate the situation and lifting the woman in his arms.

“Put her down now1 She is nearly naked.” Kara told her husband immediately. “No one else touches me. Find this beautiful woman some clothes! Half her uniform must have been burned off in her fight with this alive Reverb.”

Superwoman picked her doppleganger up and ran her to the red sun room.

An hour later, the blonde woke up, no longer wearing a bracelet but handcuffed and doused with red sun energy. She saw Reverb… dressed very differently, along with the other members of the Justice League.

“Don’t bother trying to escape. Everyone here hates you apparently except for me and my husband.” Kara told her. “What is your name?”

The woman shook her head. “My name is Kara Zor L.”

“One name or two?”

“What?”

“Is it Zorel or Zor El?”

“Two, Z.O.R. L.”

“You only use one letter for L? Thats stupid.”

“Yeah cus two letters is a lot more common.”

“Shut up Jax. Do you know where you are?”

“No. How are you me? Mostly?”

“I will ask the questions. This is Earth 1? Do you know about the multi verse?”

“No. A man who looks like the slacker over there, attacked Metropolis. I engaged and he opened some sort of energy wall. I couldn’t stop in time and flew into it. I was here, trying to figure out where here is, when I was attacked.”

“Could someone who doesn’t hate me, explain the multiverse to this nice woman?” Kara was thankful that Barry stepped up while Alex and Sara held in laughs in the back of the room. After a quick explanation Kara Zor L, seemed to understand.

“I apologize for attacking you all. I thought Reverb may have sent me to fight more enemies.”

“You don’t have to apologize to them.” Kara told her quickly, taking a look at the jerks around her. “I have some questions, I need answered. First of all what are you called on your Earth?”

“I told you my name.”

“Yeah but your superhero name?”

“Oh… uh… Powerhouse.”

“You’re lying.” Alex told the woman. “You have the same crinkle Kara gets when she is lying. What are you called?”

“I do not have a crinkle.” both women responded. The rest of the Justice League agreed with Alex.

“Seriously, you guys are jerks. So what are you really called?”

“Uh… Power Girl.”

The rest of the room, minus Barry and Kara laughed. Barry closed his eyes and Kara wanted her’s to glow until she remembered she didn’t have her powers right now.

“Thats an… okay name. I am called Superwoman.”

“Super? Thats more lame than Power…”

“You want me to let my friends have another shot at me, I mean you? At least I have Woman in the name. Speaking of, I love your hair. The important questions now. Dopplegangers are supposed to be identical to each other. Why are your breasts larger than mine?”

“How the hell do I know? I was wondering why yours are so small!”

“I do not have small breasts! They are perfect for my frame. My sister in law is a lesbian and she thinks to too! Now where is the rest of your costume?”

“The rest of my… this is my costume!”

“Thats it? You wear a swimsuit and a cape? Seriously? Doesn’t everyone stare?”

“Let them stare. I am comfortable with my own body. Besides your suit is quite tight as well. Honestly I like your breasts. Mine do tend to get in the way sometimes. The cleavage helps distract some opponents.”

“I could imagine but I think I will stick to strategy when it comes to winning.”

“So the skin tight suit doesn’t help at all?”

“Are you friends with a woman named Diana? Amazon Princess? Slight, no big time exhibitionist?” Kara asked, ignoring her question.

“Wonder Woman? Yes. She has a costume similiar to yours, but no cape.”

“Scratch that Earth off of ones I want to visit.” Ray told Jax who silently agreed.

Kara shot them both a glare that made their blood run cold.

“Lets get back to business. Breasts?”

Power Girl rolled her eyes. “If you are from Krypton, you know we are designed with the Codex. This was how I was designed. I can’t tell you why you were given small… I mean average size breasts that are perfect for your frame. Why am I powerless?”

“Red sunlight.”

“Oh, that makes sense. So your friends have developed weapons to weaken you?”

“No! I asked them to develop the bracelet we put on your arm and this room. I can spar in here with our members who are much less stronger than me normally and should remember that. Thats the only reason I asked for it.”

“She wanted to have sex with her husband the Flash, without breaking him in half.” Sara clarified.

“I could see that being a problem. I am gay and in a relationship with Diana. It isn’t an issue with me.”

“I knew it.” Sara shouted. “Alex you owe me a hundred dollars! I told you if she was gay she would hook up with Wonder Woman!”

“This woman is not my sister. Dopplegangers do not count.”

“Keep telling yourself that. You know I won.” Sara challenged a sickened Alex. She hated losing bets to Sara.

“Okay, lets cut the chatter. Power Girl has some business to take care of. Lets get you out of this room. Cisco can tell what Earth you came from and we can send you back. Before you go I can tell you a lot of ways to defeat him. It isn’t hard. I have been thinking of them since he blasted us today. Most of them will involve disfiguring him horribly but these things happen.”

Barry cut the red sunlight in the room off and the two blondes walked into the portal room of S.T.A.R. while Kara detailed ways to hurt Reverb, making sure Cisco could hear, including the one about burning him from behind with heat vision taking off his hair.

A handshake exchanged between the two blonde heroines, Powergirl walked into Cisco’s portal and was gone. Kara turned around and motioned for Barry to come to her then looked over her team members that were present. She was sure Zatanna was somewhere shoe shopping.

“Seriously you guys are all jerks.”