Bella MacLeod's Twilight Fanfiction

Spy Games

By BetterInTexas

Chapter 35:

“I miss you so much baby. I am so fucking horny right now.” Angela said in my phone. I could almost feel her tongue grazing the edge of my earlobe.

I had an ear phone in my bugged ear and my spy phone on the other, kicking back in first class on the way to Rio. The only problem was, instead of the tanned goddess I longed for I was stuck with the blood sucking fairy corpse sitting next to me.

“You had me like six hours ago Angel.” I reminded her with a little chuckle. My girl was always ready for me.

“I know but that wedding dress, God Bella you don’t know what it does to me. All I could think about was pushing it over your hips, falling to my knees and eating your sweet pussy, our time in the bedroom was too quick. I need you to fuck me for hours baby. I want your fingers in me, your lips on my nipple, the sweet sting of your teeth. I’m so wet thinking about it now. I’m naked right now. Can I play with our purple egg?”

“You don’t have to ask, baby.”

“Will you listen to me?”

“Of course I will. I wish I could touch myself but I don’t think I’ll get good reception in the bathroom. We could totally get off together. Once we reach this damn island we can have as much phone sex as you like.”

“Do you want me to use the plug? You usually put it in but I can try.”

Oh God this girl could make me so wet. Even her frightening innuendos about marriage could not turn me off of her. This forced separation made me think about the last time we had really had a night without each other. Of course we weren’t together every night in the beginning but over the last couple months there wasn’t a day I didn’t see her or a night we didn’t sleep together, arms and legs tangled under the sheets, in either my room or hers. I had forgotten what sleeping without her was like. Her snoring didn’t even bother me anymore, just another sign that she was there in my arms.

My thoughts were interrupted by her moaning. She made the cutest little squeaking noises when she was close.

“Does it feel good baby?” I whispered.

“Yes…”

“Use your left hand to cup yourself, pinch your clit for me. Now.”

“Oh God!”

There it was. My thighs squeezed together, listening to her orgasm wash over that hot, sweaty tanned body, wishing I could look in her dark, beautiful eyes.

“I love you so much. I’m never going to survive this honeymoon.” she whispered breathlessly.

“I will set up a webcam for us Angel. We can watch each other and when I am with you finally, we aren’t coming out of the bedroom for a week. I am going to mark every single inch of your body.”

“I can’t wait.”

“Take a nap and text me when you are up, okay sweetie?”

God, I had turned into such a sap.

“No problem. Please, I know you never do, but for me, please try and be careful.”

“I will, love you.”

“Love you too.”

I reluctantly ended the call and turned to my seat mate who looked like he would be sweating if it was possible.

“No one you want to call, Eddie?”

“I need to go to the bathroom.” he said, scrambling up from his aisle seat and moving a bit faster than humanly possible to the nearest restroom. Poor Eddie was about to join the loneliest club in the world, the Mile High Solo Flight Club.

“Is your husband alright? He seemed to be moving rather quickly. It’s not air sickness is it?” the nice and not bad looking flight attendant asked.

“No, he was just eavesdropping on my girlfriend and I having phone sex and is probably getting himself off right now. It shouldn’t take him long. Could I have a glass of champagne please?”

“Oh! Of course Mrs. Cullen.”

Probably shouldn’t have been so blunt but my buzz from hearing Angela get off was starting to fade and the constant state of annoyance was coming back with a vengeance.

“Could you also do me a favor and never, never, ever, never, ever, call me Mrs. Cullen again? I would so appreciate it. Bella works fine.”

“Whatever you wish, Bella. I will be right back with your order. Would you like a steamed towel or a pillow?”

Life in first class was so nice. I don’t believe I will ever travel any other way again.

“I’m good but I will let you know.”

“Should I bring a drink for your… for Mr.… for him?”

“Nah, fuck him. He will probably just go to sleep when he gets back. If he made a mess in the restroom please let me know and I will make sure he cleans it up.”

“Thank you, Ma’am.”

She was nice. I wonder if she would like to be my assistant. Since I forced Eddie to give away ten mil to Renee, I was pretty sure I could grab at least twenty mil for myself. I mean the poor bastard was going to be dead… er when this was over. Looking at the odds, he just had to be. All I needed to do was continue to think positively.

And look who was back. The kitten pretending he’s a lion.

“Everything come out okay, Ed?”

“I was… refreshing myself. My hair was…”

“Give it up, you were jacking off. I’m just glad you didn’t blow a hole through the cabin with your super vampire jizz. Hey, how does that work anyway? All you sparkly fucks have that crap you call venom in you and you can’t cry because the shit won’t leave your bodies so how do you let it fly? Does it kinda dribble out and back in or what? For that matter how do you even get an erection? I thought you vamps were supposed to be unchanging and stuff? So how do you rise from one inch to what… three?”

“I… our anatomy in that regard works the same as humans.”

“How? That doesn’t make sense. You can’t cry because you have no bodily fluids besides this venom crap but you can blast all over the place? Does it like eat through walls like the blood from those monsters in the Alien movies? What the hell would happen if you fucked a human? Could you… well not you, but say Emmett or Jasper, get a girl pregnant? What kind of kid would it be? No that’s ridiculous, there can’t be a sperm count in venom so I don’t see how that would be possible. I bet you could turn her like that though. I mean all venom has to do is be introduced to a girl’s blood stream and there is always rubbing and an exchange… I mean not you but like Jasper or Emmett… damn this is all kinds of fucked up. It’s like if you… not you obviously but a male vampire, like one who a female would actually want to fuck, inseminated a chick she would have some sort of venom formed monster. What do you think Ed? You are somewhat a vampire and must have read a lot of medical journals. What is your scientific opinion?”

“I’ve… never really given it much thought.”

Ed did not seem comfortable with this conversation. Of course I must continue.

“So obviously you enjoyed listening to me and Angela. For someone who thinks lesbians are going to hell we sure don’t bother you enough not to listen, huh?”

“I am right next to you. What do you expect?”

“You could have gone to the bathroom. Honestly though I don’t give a damn if you listen or not. You are inconsequential to me. I plan to work on my tan and count down the days until I am in her bed again. Or my bed. Or the ground. The hot tub works too. Point being I am counting down the days.”

“I would think you would enjoy the break from her. The two of you will be together for the rest of your lives apparently. Aren’t you planning on living together in college? Since I am assuming you are not a very religious person, how exactly is living with her different than being married? Sharing a closet, a bathroom, meals, waking up with each other, it sounds like a marriage to me.”

“Different than marriage? For starters we will keep having sex.” I mean until I can’t walk. Plus, let’s face it, I’m never growing old. The chances I make it to 40 are astronomical. May as well have fun while I can.”

“I see. Sex is very important to you isn’t it? I would almost think your life revolves around the act.”

“My life revolves around the things that are important and things that bring me pleasure, whether that is hanging with my family, fighting, shooting, drinking or fucking. Unlike your kind, us humans have a limited amount of time to make the most of what we are given. I won’t waste my life going to high school for a century if that is what you are asking. Besides who the hell are you to question my life choices? You have this supposedly super vampire brain and all the time in the world and what exactly have you done with your life? What have you really accomplished that you can look back on and say, wow, I’m proud I did that. Because when I go out in a blaze of glory, I can say I blew the lid off a group of monsters that killed people for thousands of years. What have you got Eddie?”

“I suppose nothing. You are right, it is not my place to judge.”

Say what?

That wasn’t any fun.

“You son of a bitch. Well played.” I grudgingly admitted. Passivity. Fuck it, at least he is quiet now. I grabbed my phone and went back to playing Clash of Clans. I could entertain myself for a couple weeks. With any luck the Volturi will attempt to kidnap me at this secluded location and I can take out those fuckers too. Edward would be an unfriendly casualty.

He managed not to bother me for the rest of the flight and he even grabbed my luggage as directed while I waited impatiently for him outside, while praying he didn’t take an opportunity to run to the restroom, rifle through my luggage until he found my panties and had another moment to himself. Once he arrived, I stood while he hailed a taxi but did ask him why he hadn’t arranged a limo to pick us up. What a cheap fake honeymoon.

It broke my heart a little that we weren’t staying in Rio for a few days but I was quickly over it. It just didn’t seem right to have fun in a place like this without Arial and Angela here with me. Renee would love this place. Now that she was rich, I had a good idea where next year’s Spring Break would be.

The power boat ride at nighttime was pretty cool. The water was rough but I had certainly been in rougher, especially considering the locations Uncle Jack thought would be good to teach Arial and I the finer points of combat diving.

The moon was gorgeous and the water calmed and seemed to glow the closer we got to the island. I could make out the dark landmass in the distance and was very ready to go to bed. Spending this much time with Edward, even though he had been on his best behavior I suppose, was draining me. Even in his welcomed silence he still kept freaking me out with the way he looked at me when he thought I wasn’t paying attention. Sasha and Connolly have told me not to worry about it. When this went down, he was dead. If the plan worked, everyone on the Cullen’s side would be spared and everyone on the Voltari’s side would be ash but I was given the distinct impression that Edward would suffer an accident afterward. I hoped Alice got offed to. Hell, kill them all, Jasper included. It’s partly his fault that Alice got away long enough to kidnap me. Rose had told me before that she wished she had died instead of being turned into a vampire so it would be a kindness to kill her and I didn’t trust Carlisle so he was gone. Esme thought she was going to be my new mommy and would go insane without Carlisle so she would be better off dead. Emmett… I truly had nothing against him and Rose but since Rose would rather be dead than a vampire it seemed cruel to make him lose the love of his life and go on without her.

“You have been uncharacteristically quiet Bella. May I ask what is on your mind?”

“Just thinking about your family.” I told him, watching the dark island become larger the closer we were to shore.

Edward seemed pleased by this not knowing I was thinking of how they should all die, including him. Bullets to their brains just didn’t seem enough but I wasn’t cruel so bullets it would be. “I am sure they are thinking of you as well. I would say you are constantly on their minds.”

Yeah, I bet. Alice loved me or hated me, Carlisle wishes I never existed, Esme wants to put me diapers, probably a weird fetish, and Rose wants to fuck me while Emmett watches. Yep, I am constantly on their minds.

“Trust me, they are constantly on my mind as well. So I hope you have Direct TV at least and wireless internet here. There is only so much training and laying out on the beach I can do.”

“Oh. There aren’t any towers nearby for wireless but I do believe that…”

“I got it covered Bella. The whole island is also covered by sonic deterrents,”

dog whistles,

“so if anything happens anywhere, I can take him down and any other vampires with the push of a button.”

Thank you, Uncle Dodo.

“No worries, Ed, once again my huge, clandestine, super powered employer has it covered.”

“They have already been on the island?”

“Duh. You think my crew is going to send me on a secluded island vacation with an obsessed vampire for an undetermined period of time and not set me up with everything I need? Just to let you know the whole island is covered by your favorite training tools so don’t get any ideas in or out of the house. Make sure you behave yourself and everything should be fine.”

We reached the island finally and tied up to a small dock. I didn’t wait for Edward, instead directing him to bring my bags into my room while I made my way to the house set on top of a small hill overlooking a beach. Not a bad set up. Of course the bastard beat me to the house. I checked my room and admitted to myself that I was impressed. Esme may be a whack job but she did know how to design an island getaway.

“Your room is right this way Bella.” Edster said with a wave of his hand. If this asshole thought he was carrying me over the threshold he would die.

I took in my surroundings and had to admit; I was even more impressed. If I was going to be stuck here with my least favorite dead person, my prison would at least be very comfortable.

“Bella are you hungry?” my fake husband asked from the living room or whatever these little beach houses had.

“Yep, but not for what you have to offer.” I mumbled, taking a pic of me and Ang out of my bag to place on the nightstand. I needed to text her so she wouldn’t worry. God, I missed her and it had been less than a day.

“So what do you think of your surroundings, Bella?” Jack asked me.

“I think if I wasn’t holed up with a walking, talking corpse, things would be perfect.”

“Glad to hear it. Listen, I got you a wedding gift.”

Asshole.

“Has anyone told you that you are a funny guy Uncle Jack? Because you aren’t. Seeing my alien body double marry Edward was traumatic enough, I don’t need any more reminders.”

“Look, just put on one of those scraps of material you call a bikini and head to the water, straight in front of the house. It is only four foot deep about fifty feet off the beach. Go there and wait. Do not react to anything you feel underwater, understand?”

“This sounds like a great set up for a practical joke.” I thought out loud.

“Just do it.”

Jack had nothing else to say so I made my way to the very nice bathroom and changed. I wasn’t very happy, prancing around nearly naked with Ed but my bikinis were what God made them. Ed’s eyes bugged out of his dead head when I walked out of course.

“Close that jaw Eddie, don’t want any venom to fall out and get sucked back in because it can’t leave your body. I’ll be back, going for a midnight swim.”

“Are you sure it’s safe to swim at night?”

You have to be kidding.

“You probably don’t know the extent of what Uncle Jack put me and Arial through growing up so I won’t give you that much shit, but I am most likely better underwater than you are and you don’t need to breathe. Stay like a good boy or go hang out somewhere on the other side of the island. I will be back later, don’t wait up.”

The moon was so bright, visibility was no problem. The water was smooth as glass and thankfully, comfortably warm. I waded out until I was waist deep and estimated I was about fifty yards from shore. It didn’t surprise me when I felt the water move near me. Obviously one of these assholes was out diving and thought they would fuck with me. I had no idea exactly who was around but I knew I wouldn’t be alone.

Whoa.

A hand was caressing my leg.

Oh shit, now it was traveling up my thigh. I froze. If this was anyone besides Sasha someone was losing a genital.

Then she rose. Before the mask left her face, I knew it was her.

“Angela?”

“Connolly’s wanted to work on my diving. It was pretty cool. There is a LA class attack sub sitting out in the water but he didn’t think I was ready to leave through the tubes, so I took an inflatable and decided to try my luck. Wasn’t sure how these goggles were going to work but nothing was keeping me from you.”

I took her in, making sure this wasn’t a hallucination. Her body was covered in a black wetsuit that clung to every curve of her lithe body. Her hair was soaking wet and pulled into a ponytail and her eyes. It was her.

“Attack sub?”

“Yeah, the crew have no idea why they are sitting out there but the team is on it and using it as a base. It’s far enough out that no vampires should be able to find it. The officers have pretty much been taken over by M12 agents and we are in striking distance if something happens and you need us.”

“You are going to stay in a sub, underwater, for God knows how long?”

“It’s worth it. I didn’t want to be far from you, in case you needed me for help or… whatever else you need.”

I caressed her cheek with my thumb and gently kissed her slightly cool lips.

“I love you so damn much.” I whispered.

“Yeah?”

“Yeah.” I admitted. She may be a bit crazy possessive but she was mine and she loved me like no one else ever had.

“So how long can you stay with me?”

“Till morning. No other boats are anywhere near here. Connolly didn’t want me going back to the inflatable at night so he is picking me up after we wake up and have breakfast. If it doesn’t look like you are being watched I will sneak in more often. Sasha thinks two weeks will be believable enough so we can be home back in our bed.”

“Our bed? Which one is our bed?” I mean we did have two sort of.

“Whichever one you are in. Can we go inside?”

“Absolutely.”

She slipped out of her tank and I carried it to shore while her hand stayed glued to my waist. I’m not sure if it was because I was so far away from what I guess I considered home or what, but I missed her and was starting to feel as clingy as she usually is.

Edward was not happy when we walked in.

“I thought no one was allowed on the island?”

“You thought wrong. Get out and stay gone till morning, probably ten or eleven. Stay the hell away.”

“I’m staying here too! Where exactly am I supposed to go?”

“Away. Jack could you please turn on our training device and keep it on all night?”

I heard nothing but judging by the look of panic on Ed’s face and then the look of extreme pain gracing his pretty face I would say the house was wired correctly.

We walked hand in hand to the bedroom and I helped her peel out of her wetsuit then the small bikini she had on underneath it. Angela practically ripped mine off my body. As much as I wanted to ravage her, I wanted to hold her even more. I pulled her body close to me on the bed and our legs wrapped around each other, our faces inches apart and bodies pressed together.

“I’m sorry.”

That was the last thing I expected her to say.

“This is wonderful. Why are you apologizing?”

“For the things I said at the wedding. The things I said about getting married. I know you aren’t into that kind of stuff and it was way too soon and… look, I was just caught up in the moment. I don’t want to push you away.”

“You won’t.”… as long as you stop bringing up marriage.

“Yes I will. I won’t mention it anymore I swear. It’s enough to know that we are together. I’m not going to worry about you becoming bored with me in the future or… I guess you have become my life so quickly, and we are planning on living together and practically do now, I just get insecure. You are exciting and dangerous and brave, you’re like this superhero and sometimes I don’t feel I’m good enough. Its going to stop though. I won’t be insecure any longer. I know you love me and would never betray me and that is enough.”

What a fucking relief. I could see her point though. I am in incredible shape, have amazing combat skills, have fought werewolves and vampires and survived, taking quite a few down in the process, was an accomplished street racer with an incredible car, had an alien side kick and a cool codename. Wow. I am a superhero.

Wait, I need to be reassuring here.

“Ang I am not going to get tired of you. Believe me, we wouldn’t be moving in together if I thought I would. I’m not some sort of superhero…”

I really am

… “I’m here on this important mission and risking my life, hanging out with monsters and all I can think about is you. I’m not saying if marriage is important to you that we never will. It will just have to be later, much, much later, but that has nothing to do with you. My family just doesn’t have the best track record with marriage and I would hate to jinx us, ya know?”

“I do and I get it. As long as you are mine and make it through this alive, I’m happy. Now let me take care of you.”

Her mouth buried in my neck and she started kissing that point I love. Then her fingers… then she bit me. Yeah, it was on…

The next morning I opened my eyes in a state of complete bliss and my body felt like it had been hit by a truck. What the fuck?

Feathers were floating all over the place. I sat up a little more and surveyed the room. The canopy bed was destroyed, the solid wooden beams supporting the drapes were broken, and… damn that could have hurt if it landed on me. What the fuck happened? Where were these feathers coming from? I twisted around, immediately regretful due to the pain in my abs. There were the nice feather pillows I sort of remembered. Flashes of biting into one of them while Angela ate me out, hanging from the beams while my legs rested on her shoulders, cracking boards, laughter, biting, more biting. Pillows ripped open and massage oil. Checking my naked body I was unsurprised to see bruises and hickey’s on nearly every inch of my skin. My arms and shoulders were screaming, my abs burned, my legs felt like they had run 10 miles.

“What the fuck happened?” I whispered.

“Morning wildcat.” Angela mumbled from my side. She sat up, the sheets falling off of her and I saw her body looked as rough as mine.

“Are you okay? Dumb question, of course you aren’t. I hurt you?! What the hell did I do? What did you do?”

“I knew we shouldn’t have broken out the tequila. You seriously don’t remember the most intense sex we have ever had?”

No, I remembered. It was sweet and gentle and we made love to each other. But then she slapped my ass. I slapped hers. We took shots and talked about who the alpha was in our bedroom. Then we set out to prove who was. I think we both lost. Or both won, depending on how it could be looked at.

“Seriously are you okay? I mean, you have… what did I do to you? I didn’t think I was being that rough.”

“Not what you could have, nothing I didn’t ask you to. You know this. You aren’t looking too great yourself. Sore?”

“God yes. We need to get some ice packs on you.”

“No, we don’t. I’ll be fine. We have gotten rough and intense before but damn Bella, last night. I thought we were going to die when that beam broke. Then you were biting pillows and just… wow. But we need to take a shower and get these feathers off. They are sticking to the oil. Then I have to be head back to the sub.”

“No! Please just stay here.”

“I wish I could, but I will be close. Maybe no one will come to check on you and I can come back. I love you.” she leaned over, kissed me and the two of us stood, wincing as the muscles in our legs screamed in pain. I can’t believe I did this to her. I can’t believe she did this to me. Still on closer examination every mark on her were light bruises and hickeys, plus a few minor bitemarks.

I washed her off gently, relieved to see it wasn’t as bad as I originally believed. Most of my aches were muscle pains but the few bruises I did have were caused by the wooden beams falling and my ass hitting the floor. It was a fun night, both of us trying to possess each other like it would be our last time. It wouldn’t though. I would make sure of it.

One more kiss and I had to stand on the beach while her wetsuit clad body got into Connolly’s inflatable and floated away from me for God knows how long.

“Thank you, Jack.”

“Anything for you kid. The coast is clear right now but keep your eyes and ears open. I think if the Volturi tries to spy on you they will cruise in but if they walk underwater it could happen at any time.”

“What if they find you?”

“They would have to be looking pretty hard. We are sitting at the bottom, all quiet protocols. If they come in, we have sonic pings set up to make them regret it. We will be fine, just keep you safe.”

“You keep her safe. I appreciate you bringing her Jack but you can’t let her get hurt.”

“I won’t Bells. You trust me, right?”

“Yeah I do.” Walking back to the house after I couldn’t see Angela anymore was the longest walk I had in a while, not least of all because my legs were still sore.

And of course Ed was back in the house, waiting on me. His eyes bugged out when he saw my bikini but I had a feeling this wasn’t caused by my beautiful body. At least not completely.

“She hurt you.”

“No. she didn’t.”

“You are covered in bruises!”

“Hickies mostly.”

“The two of you destroyed the bedroom!”

“Yeah, you are going to probably need to replace that bed for Esme. We wrecked that fucker. Honestly, we did her a favor. Those beams are not as sturdy as they look. Hey, were those pillows expensive? Because I ripped them apart with my teeth. You will probably need to buy her some more of those as well.”

“I can’t believe… I mean… how… you two love each other? Seriously? What do you do to women you hate?”

“Nothing. Why would I fuck a woman I hate? That’s dumb. Look you are ruining my buzz here. I’m going to take another long shower or maybe a bath. The bath with the little waterfall looks nice. Then I am going to have lunch and take a very long nap. Maybe go swim later as well. Find something to keep yourself busy. I won’t have any need of you for the rest of the day.”

Ed didn’t look happy but he did disappear which is the most I can really hope for at this point.

Okay, so I am stuck on a deserted island with a boring corpse. The love of my life is sitting on the bottom of the ocean in a pressurized tube for the next couple weeks, while I am here. Her tan will suffer but luckily, she is dark completed anyways. The end of this mission is coming soon, the endgame is near, the eagle is about to take flight and all that other spy shit I can’t think of right now. All I have to do is be patient. I have wireless internet, satellite TV, and my iPhone. I also have the perfect place to train and make sure I am in shape for what is to come. I have my laptop and can conduct important research on apartment complexes or luxury condos for me, Arial and Angela to live in. As much as it pains me to admit this, Angela is going to need a new car. Renee can pay for that. Bitch owes me. It would be a good opportunity to get a great Jeep, something to cruise the beach in. Probably should find out which major is the easiest so I can go ahead and declare.

Yeah, I should have no problem keeping myself busy.

Honeymoon day 2

Dear Spy Journal,

It is beautiful here. I want explosives. I am in the mood to destroy something beautiful.

Honeymoon day 4

Dear Spy Journal,

Had phone sex with Angela, Arial texted me about her boring ass dates with possibly the most boring man, wolf or human, I have ever had the displeasure to hear about. I wish she would fuck Emory or Embry, whatever the fuck his name is, so Jack would find out and kill him. All Edward seems to have on this fucking island is chicken and eggs. It’s like he is running a clandestine chicken farm. I have been here four days and am ready to swim to Florida. Hell, I would even take Forks and my hot tub back. Oh God what are Sue and Dad doing in my hot tub? I’m going to have it drained and professionally cleaned when I get back. I have to get back right? No sign of Volturi, they probably don’t even give a fuck. I am in paradise and it is hell.

I miss my Eleanor.

Honeymoon day 6

Dear Spy Journal,

In six days I have ran around this island 22 times, done over one thousand sit ups and pushups, gotten my tan nearly back to its Phoenix radiance, and caused Edward to rush to the bathroom eight times due to my choices of bikinis. You would think someone who has such complete knowledge about everything except how to fuck, would not be blown away by a girl in a bikini. I admit I am hot as hell but c’mon it’s not like this is the first time he has seen me in so little. The little perv did watch Angela and I have sex on a Florida beach. I want to go home.

Honeymoon day 8

Dear Spy Journal,

I got food poisoning today due to some bad chicken. Edward said something about karma. I vomited in his shoes. All of them.

Then I made his ass go to the mainland and bring back veggies. He is seriously a horrible fake husband for allowing the food to go bad and I let him know about it. This is worse than the Fork’s stomach flu episode. I am seriously considering offing Edward and then myself. I would kill myself to feel better. I would kill Edward first because fuck him.

Honeymoon Day 12

Dear Spy Journal,

I have survived Isle Esme’s food poisoning attempt on my life. I also managed to vomit in Edward’s shoes twice more before I felt better. Hearing Angela’s voice in my ear kept me going. I took a swim today and felt good. A part of me thought of freediving to the sub but I had no way of getting down that far even if I found it. I am either going home in two days or… no fuck it, I am going home in two days.

Much love,

The Phoenix

Honeymoon Day 14

I woke up, put on my black bikini top and Nike Pros. I would run, then swim instead of strength training today. I needed to work out some lactic acid from my muscles. Edward was of course sitting out on the porch looking over the beach. Today however was a bit different.

“Watch ya doin dead guy?”

“Playing chess.” He answered morosely. I say morosely because that is how he says everything.

“You must be involved; you haven’t even stared at my tits as you are apt to do every morning. So I thought chess was a two person kind of game.”

“I am playing against myself.” he answered without looking up, I suppose this would be one of those days he pretends to be uninterested but stalks me from afar. Whatevs.

“You do that a lot don’t you? Play with yourself?”

Okay, I couldn’t keep a straight face but fuck it, he walked into that one.

“I am playing against myself, not with myself. You have one of the crudest minds I have ever come across. I am just glad I can’t read what is in your head.”

“Be glad you can’t see what’s in my head. You would be in the bathroom 24 hours a day. Then when would you find the time to go to high school? So is there a reason you are playing against yourself? Afraid I might beat you if you asked?”

“I would imagine you would turn me down, not that you would be much of a challenge. Humans cannot compete with a vampire’s advanced mind.”

Oh no he didn’t.

“Bella, this is Sasha. I’m in Forks right now but I have him on satellite. Tell that little bitch it’s on. $100 a game.”

I relayed Sasha’s challenge and Edward actually chuckled a bit. He had no idea who he was fucking with.

First game, I followed Sasha’s directions, beat him in 14 moves. Second game eight moves. Third game, he put up a bit of a defense but we had him in 30 minutes.

“Sasha can keep this up all day, Eddy. Admit defeat and pay up.”

“No, this is impossible.”

“And yet it happened. $300 unless you want your ego destroyed a few more times.”

“I think I have had enough.”

“Good call. Okay I am going to… fuck it, none of your business. Later fake husby.”

I had just finished stretching when I heard the first good and bad news of the two weeks I have been here.

“Bella we are showing a yacht anchored about three hundred yards off the East side of the island. A big guy just jumped in the water and hasn’t surfaced for the past minute. Either he is making his way to shore, or already hopped out. This guy is huge, if you need me to hit the sound say the word and will drop him.”

“I can’t take a gun Jack. He will know that I supposedly know guns won’t work on vampires. How big is he?”

“About the size of Emmett.”

“Demetri.”

“You say so. I don’t give a fuck what his name is, he is a target. What do you want to do?”

What did I want to do? If I was with Edward he would never come out until I was alone. It wasn’t hard to figure out why he was here.

“I’m going running like I planned and see if he approaches me. I’ll wing it from there.”

“Sounds good. Dante went into the water a few minutes ago. He will surface on the beach house side. Once you are approached it will take him about five minutes to set up a shot. We got you.”

At least this run won’t be boring. I took off at a bit faster pace than normal, anxious to get this done. I didn’t have to wait long. As soon as I turned into the trees he stepped into my path.

I did my best to act surprised but I’m afraid my face just slipped back into frozen mode.

“Hello Bella, surprised to see me?”

He was a big fucker, larger than I remembered him being in the Volturi castle.

“Yes Demetri, I am very surprised.”

“Huh?”

“What?”

“Why did you call me Demetri?”

“That’s not your name?” Sasha is right. I really have to get better at this.

“I’m Felix. Demetri is the skinny blonde guy…”

“Yeah right, he’s Janet’s brother. I remember now.”

“Who in the hell is Janet?”

“The Mean Girl wannabee who can look at people and make them drop.”

“That’s Jane. Her brother is Alec. Demetri is the blonde who came out to retrieve you with me.”

“Are you sure? I thought the blonde dude was named Casey or Caius or something like that.”

“No Caius is a blonde but he was the one on Aro’s side, one of the three kings.”

“That wasn’t Marty? No Marty was the one who looked like me when Edward plays the piano.”

“That was Marcus, one of the other kings.”

“Oh shit! Right! My bad. Anyway Felix what the hell are you doing? I’m on my honeymoon, in case you didn’t notice. Edward would kill you if he knew you were here.”

I kept a straight face, doing my best to seem confident, but his mouth curled upward just a bit and I couldn’t hold it in. I burst out laughing at my own joke. To my relief he was laughing too so I didn’t feel like such an idiot.

“I love your sense of humor. I just wanted to check on you, see if he had turned you yet, report to the masters, that sort of thing.”

I took him in and saw a couple things. Only wearing swim trunks, thank God he wasn’t just wearing a Speedo, I would have totally lost whatever food I have managed to hold down since the food poisoning incident. I noted that despite him sparkling he was a bit intimidating. Felix really was very fucking big. Must be damn near seven foot tall and had larger muscles than Emmett. I also noted that he was eye fucking me to the point it could be considered illegal and not bothering to hide it. Good information to have. I have learned in my time undercover as a straight girl that if a man wants to fuck you, it’s pretty easy to get him to do anything.

“Yeah, well as you can see, I’m doing great but don’t plan to turn until I get back. Who wants to come to a tropical paradise and go through three days of torture then turn into a bloodlust fueled vampire, right?”

He should buy that.

“I don’t think so Bella. I felt the chemistry between us in the throne room. I know you aren’t fucking him. He couldn’t handle a woman like you. You are putting off the inevitable because you know he isn’t the one.”

Yeah sure Felix. you know me. Dumbass.

“You mean the chemistry where Ari said your name and you were going to kill me? That chemistry?”

“He just wanted to see how Edward would react. I knew he would never let you be harmed. You are too gifted for him to ever let go. Besides, don’t act like you didn’t enjoy seeing Edward being beaten.”

“Okay I did enjoy it a bit but that’s beside the point. Edward is my…” you can do this Bella. You are a spy… “husband, and I…” almost there…”love him.” Yes! No stutter present.

“Really? I don’t believe you. Why don’t you tell me the real reason you are marrying this fool.”

Because he is easy to manipulate and is a key to destroying all your kind. Should probably come up with something better.

“Money. The guy is loaded and now that I will have access to those accounts, I can steal however much I want. I don’t plan to be with the Cullens for long. As soon as I have a couple million stored away for a rainy day, I am out of there. I want to be on my own but I don’t exactly plan to live in the wild like these fucking nomads. I am a bit more refined than that. I also need places to hang out while I am getting over this newborn period and they have very nice properties all over the world.”

“Bella, that is ridiculous. The Volturi has all the money you could ever need. You don’t have to do this.”

“Yeah, the Volturi has it. I want my own. I get that you must be happy there or something but there is absolutely no way I am living there. A dark castle? Can you get more cliché. Plus those robes that make you all look like cult members. Aro is way to cheery, bordering on psychotic. Casey hates everyone from the look on his face and even Mart… Marcus is bored out of his mind. I didn’t see any entertainment, the city is small, no clubs, no bars, no anything really except some really old walls. I join and I what? Stand around the thrones and protect some dudes who have all the firepower they could ever need from other vampires? And what if I can only protect myself or it goes away when I become a vampire? How long are they going to keep me around then? I am my own person, and I want my own money that I plan to work very hard to steal. If fucking pencil dick for a few months is the price I have to pay then so be it.”

Felix said nothing, just standing still, very still with a blank look on his face that I could still top.

“Felix, you still with me?”

“Yes.” he shook his head, coming out of the fog of whatever was going on in there apparently. “I understand your reasoning but I know you want me. The sex we would have would be amazing. We could live off the castle grounds. If that is what it takes to make the deal work, I’m sure Master Aro would make some arrangement.”

“Yeah and then report to work every day, standing next to his throne? Like I said, boring. I’m not living forever so I can work as a bodyguard.”

“And what if I left the Volturi?”

Whoa. This guy wants me bad. I guess all that training the last couple weeks is paying off. Can’t wait to see what Angela thinks.

There it is. I suppose Felix couldn’t see it because it was just over his left ear, a little dot of light, indicative of a laser scope. Then it blinked out of existence.

“I have range and target. If he makes a move to grab you Bella, I am taking him down.” Dante’s voice informed me over my Schizo chip.

“Then how are you going to support me? Listen, if you really want me, give me a year or so. I can steal a fortune from those idiots, you resign or whatever the fuck you guys do, we meet back here, have epic sex for a month or so and if this is something we want to carry on then we carry on, rich and free. If not we part ways and the worst that happens is we fucked for a month and I would be completely over this newborn bloodlust thing. Who knows, maybe I might find old dusty, damp castles to my liking and we can go back to Italy. But for right now I need to do this. I need these fuckers to turn me, believe I am part of their coven, steal a shit ton of dough from them, take advantage of their kindness and leave them in the dust. Sound like a plan Felix?”

“I think I am in love with you.”

Yeah, he appreciated my plan. Honestly if it wasn’t for the I plan to kill every vampire on Earth thing, this plan would be pretty good. Except for being with Felix. Now Heidi? Yeah that was one bitch whose name I would never forget, even if she was a honeytrap for unsuspecting innocent people. She could give Sasha a run for her money in the fuckability department as far as cold dead vampires went.

“I get that a lot. Now you really need to go before Edward sees you and you are forced to kill him. That would really fuck up my plan.”

“I want to see you again.”

“Don’t worry about it. I have a feeling you will be seeing me very soon. Just give me some space for now and have patience. It will all work out Felix.”

“I believe you. May I kiss you before I leave?”

“No. Vampire scent and all. Now go before I can’t control myself. You are just too damn attractive for me to resist long.”

“Very well. I will wait for you Bella. Not a moment goes by that I will not be thinking of you.”

Felix turned and left without another word, only a blur before I turned and began the trek to the bungalow, not even bothering to run.

“Except for the names thing you were beautiful. You are getting very good at lying Bella. I am so proud of you.”

“Ahhh, thanks Uncle Jack. I love you too. Okay they came and checked on me. When can I get the fuck out of here?”

“I would say it’s probably time to pack your bags. They have made contact and you have managed to buy us some time to set Sasha’s plan in motion. You ready to go home?”

I bothered to run now. The sooner I got there, the sooner I was gone and back in my baby’s arms. The final act was near, and it was time. My whole life had been leading up to this point. the destruction of the Volturi and getting my fine ass to Florida. It was so close I could almost taste it.